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A Chinese man and wife are lying in bed and the husband farts. "That's disgusting!" yells the wife. "It was the dog" explained the husband. "Don't blame the dog" cried his wife, "it was cooked perfectly!".
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A Chinese man and wife are lying in bed and the husband farts. "That's disgusting!" yells the wife. "It was the dog" explained the husband. "Don't blame the dog" cried his wife, "it was cooked perfectly!".